The DHSS - Tamworth Arts Centre - December 18th 1988

The Finale: Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La! and Jingle Bells

The DHSS end their show at Tamworth Arts Centre, December 1988, with the debacle that was Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La! and the festive fiasco of Jingle Bells. Supporting them on the night were The Soil Brothers and King Woderick. Stench who were also due to play were banned.

Rikk Quay: Right where's Steve MacNamee with his fucking useless antiquitised (sic.) musical instrument.

Sam Holliday: That works!

Rikk Quay: We also want the ... out of The Yogots with his keyboard.

Edward ian Armchair: This is Dan Dan the Lavatory Man.

Anon: Come on Dan you rampant queer.

Rikk Quay: Yes, we've poked his rectum many a time.
This man is my very best friend, we've known each other for a very long time.

Anon: Bender!

Edward ian Armchair: If you haven't passed the Mensa test, this one's for you, it's called "Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!"

Keep out of the black and into the red,
There's nothing in this game for two in a bed.

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, La, La, La!

Jingle, Jingle, Bells, Jingle All the Way,
Oh! what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.

Repeat ad nauseum.